We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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