my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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