I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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