She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
my poor anus
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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