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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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