i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
its not stalking. its research.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
