Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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