I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Bring me that man meat
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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