4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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