So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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