Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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