found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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