He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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