Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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