Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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