I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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