he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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