I hate all girls vehemently.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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