i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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