She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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