Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
