The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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