I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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