Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
