some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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