I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
