She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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