Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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