We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
