im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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