Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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