I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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