I wish my penis had an off switch
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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