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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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