fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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