After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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