So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
