? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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