Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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