have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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