i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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