And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I bet he comes in French.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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