I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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