You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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