She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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