i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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