So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Randomize
