At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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