What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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