No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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