why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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