im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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