Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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