just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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